My Pen: A haiku
No yell at my pen Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. YES! It is the poem
Weird Sonnets: A Haiku based on actual events (I...
Ben writes weird sonnets Although I have that ability too His are the weirdest
The Poem Haiku
This is MY poem So don’t try to steal poem MINE! NOT YOURS! Not yours
Blank. I love this show He likes Static Show better It is still tv
Math Test Haiku
Calculate Quickly Student Person Calculate On your math test please
The Hunters Haiku
Run through the forest Get out before he gets you Flee Buck! The Hunters
Baldy came to school He wore a kool aid t-shirt oh yes. yes he did.
Hey you. Yeah. Yes, you. You will never be spiffy So don’t even try
Hey all you people Spiffy is as Spiffy does This is a Haiku
Flower Fire: Based on a picture I drew
Dragon flower fire He has bad teeth and haircut puppet unicorn screams!
Bowling Alley Haiku: Another True Story
At bowling alley What an arcade is here too? and mustache tattoos?
Bubbles: A Haiku also based on a true story
I blow bubbles now Just like a little kiddie Oh the good ole days
Karl the egg. A haiku based on a true story.
Why would you kill Karl? You Karl killing brute, You Brute! He was just an egg.
Corndog and Hotdog peoples: A Haiku
Corndog lord of time Banishes the hotdog race So he is alone
Wait is that Haiku? Haiku
Take that for haiku you dang language arts teacher wait is that haiku?
Alt control down? No! Don’t do it foolish person It will mess you up
Lion Man Haiku
I will Advisor I will run because I am Little Lion Man