December 2011
18 posts
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My Pen: A haiku
No yell at my pen
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. YES!
It is the poem
Weird Sonnets: A Haiku based on actual events (I...
Ben writes weird sonnets
Although I have that ability too
His are the weirdest
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The Poem Haiku
This is MY poem
So don’t try to steal poem
MINE! NOT YOURS! Not yours
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TV Haiku
Blank. I love this show
He likes Static Show better
It is still tv
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Math Test Haiku
Calculate Quickly
Student Person Calculate
On your math test please
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The Hunters Haiku
Run through the forest
Get out before he gets you
Flee Buck! The Hunters
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Baldy Haiku
Baldy came to school
He wore a kool aid t-shirt
oh yes. yes he did.
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Hey you
Hey you. Yeah. Yes, you.
You will never be spiffy
So don’t even try
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Haiku Haiku
Hey all you people
Spiffy is as Spiffy does
This is a Haiku
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Flower Fire: Based on a picture I drew
Dragon flower fire
He has bad teeth and haircut
puppet unicorn screams!
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Bowling Alley Haiku: Another True Story
At bowling alley
What an arcade is here too?
and mustache tattoos?
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Bubbles: A Haiku also based on a true story
I blow bubbles now
Just like a little kiddie
Oh the good ole days
Karl the egg. A haiku based on a true story.
Why would you kill Karl?
You Karl killing brute, You Brute!
He was just an egg.
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Corndog and Hotdog peoples: A Haiku
Corndog lord of time
Banishes the hotdog race
So he is alone
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Wait is that Haiku? Haiku
Take that for haiku
you dang language arts teacher
wait is that haiku?
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alt-control-down Haiku
Alt control down? No!
Don’t do it foolish person
It will mess you up
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Lion Man Haiku
I will Advisor
I will run because I am
Little Lion Man
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