So my brother and I were putting Strange Charm...
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My pillow is on my bed. It is a duck. On it I rest my head. If I lost it, it would suck.
Ravioli with your sauces Ravioli with your meatyness Ravioli with you other good stuff Ravioli I love you
Wrist brace like a roller blade wrist guard with you I pace you are very hard and protect my arm
I’m not sure how I feel missing gym for two weeks while I let my arm heal this wreaks but cool because I get to read but bad because I don’t do anything but good because I don’t have to change conflicted
going to the ER is so much fun even if you have to sit there for four hours i wish i didn’t get hurt, if only i had superpowers I really should have packed a dinner though
I didn’t feel to good I had to barf And understood That I had to get to the toilet
Balance A pillow on your head no jump up and down instead go make a skyrim and be a nord wait, you are bored right?
I wish I was a pufferfish And i would inflate and gain a lot of weight
DUDE NO EDGE
charlielespiffy asked: i didn't think i could ask myself a question
walking along the river in the night the trail is muddy the cabin is just out of sight
I'm not allowed to think
Substitute Teacher: What are you doing?
Subsitute Teacher: Go do something productive
Me: I don't know about you, but for me thinking is quite productive
Substitute Teacher: (angryness)
sitting around after school should be doing my homework instead i’m doing something cool playing my kazoo catching all 150 and mew
Everyday there is a time to play this sound...
Waiting for dinner, Waiting for food, Hey whats for dinner? I should have savored the lunch that I chewed, Oh ravioli? Its not like its guacamole… I don’t think this poem is as good as the last one…
I went to get my hair cut I told the lady how i wanted it I liked it better uncut gosh i hate it when that happens
Rainbows in my Glasses
this is not a bit of fiction in my glasses there are rainbows in the corner because of refraction now i look out the windows
So last year in lanuguage arts class we had to write sonnets and this is what my friend Ben’s looked like My Donut 1 My mouth wants to lick and touch you all day 2 My stomach wants to contain you all night 3 I weep for you while my tirade at bay 4 If thou were in danger for thee I fight 5 It is you that is great and thou divine 6 You are the light between the darkest moon 7 Your lovely...
A hippo sits alone in the grass, After an hour or so he begins to tire, But he’s still sitting there on his big fat ass. Did I mention he’s breathing fire?
My Pen: A haiku
No yell at my pen Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. YES! It is the poem
Weird Sonnets: A Haiku based on actual events (I...
Ben writes weird sonnets Although I have that ability too His are the weirdest
The Poem Haiku
This is MY poem So don’t try to steal poem MINE! NOT YOURS! Not yours
Blank. I love this show He likes Static Show better It is still tv
Math Test Haiku
Calculate Quickly Student Person Calculate On your math test please
The Hunters Haiku
Run through the forest Get out before he gets you Flee Buck! The Hunters
Baldy came to school He wore a kool aid t-shirt oh yes. yes he did.
Hey you. Yeah. Yes, you. You will never be spiffy So don’t even try
Hey all you people Spiffy is as Spiffy does This is a Haiku
Flower Fire: Based on a picture I drew
Dragon flower fire He has bad teeth and haircut puppet unicorn screams!
Bowling Alley Haiku: Another True Story
At bowling alley What an arcade is here too? and mustache tattoos?
Bubbles: A Haiku also based on a true story
I blow bubbles now Just like a little kiddie Oh the good ole days
Karl the egg. A haiku based on a true story.
Why would you kill Karl? You Karl killing brute, You Brute! He was just an egg.
Corndog and Hotdog peoples: A Haiku
Corndog lord of time Banishes the hotdog race So he is alone
Wait is that Haiku? Haiku
Take that for haiku you dang language arts teacher wait is that haiku?
Alt control down? No! Don’t do it foolish person It will mess you up
Lion Man Haiku
I will Advisor I will run because I am Little Lion Man