August 2012
1 post
July 2012
3 posts
So my brother and I were putting Strange Charm...
effyeahnerdfighters:
I don’t even know.
(submitted by Jackie CR)
June 2012
2 posts
April 2012
2 posts
2 tags
PILLOW PET
My pillow is on my bed.
It is a duck.
On it I rest my head.
If I lost it, it would suck.
2 tags
Ravioli
with your sauces
Ravioli
with your meatyness
Ravioli
with you other good stuff
Ravioli
I love you
March 2012
4 posts
3 tags
2 tags
Wrist brace
like a roller blade wrist guard
with you I pace
you are very hard
and protect my arm
2 tags
I’m not sure how I feel
missing gym for two weeks
while I let my arm heal
this wreaks
but cool because I get to read
but bad because I don’t do anything
but good because I don’t have to change
conflicted
2 tags
ER
going to the ER is so much fun
even if you have to sit there for four hours
i wish i didn’t get hurt, if only i had superpowers
I really should have packed a dinner though
2 tags
I didn’t feel to good
I had to barf
And understood
That I had to get to the toilet
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Pillow
Balance A pillow on your head
no jump up and down instead
go make a skyrim and be a nord
wait, you are bored
right?
February 2012
8 posts
3 tags
I wish
I was a pufferfish
And i would inflate
and gain a lot of weight
1 tag
DUDE NO EDGE
charlielespiffy asked: i didn't think i could ask myself a question
walking along the river
in the night
the trail is muddy
the cabin is just out of sight
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I'm not allowed to think
Substitute Teacher: What are you doing?
Me: nothing....
Subsitute Teacher: Go do something productive
Me: I don't know about you, but for me thinking is quite productive
Substitute Teacher: (angryness)
January 2012
9 posts
2 tags
sitting around
after school
should be doing my homework
instead i’m doing something cool
playing my kazoo
catching all 150 and mew
2 tags
Everyday
there is a time
to play
this sound...
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Waiting for dinner,
Waiting for food,
Hey whats for dinner?
I should have savored the lunch that I chewed,
Oh ravioli?
Its not like its guacamole…
I don’t think this poem is as good as the last one…
2 tags
I went to get my hair cut
I told the lady how i wanted it
I liked it better uncut
gosh i hate it when that happens
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Rainbows in my Glasses
this is not a bit of fiction
in my glasses there are rainbows
in the corner because of refraction
now i look out the windows
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So last year in lanuguage arts class we had to write sonnets and this is what my friend Ben’s looked like
My Donut
1 My mouth wants to lick and touch you all day 2 My stomach wants to contain you all night 3 I weep for you while my tirade at bay 4 If thou were in danger for thee I fight 5 It is you that is great and thou divine 6 You are the light between the darkest moon 7 Your lovely...
6 tags
6 tags
Hippo
A hippo sits alone in the grass,
After an hour or so he begins to tire,
But he’s still sitting there on his big fat ass.
Did I mention he’s breathing fire?
December 2011
18 posts
2 tags
My Pen: A haiku
No yell at my pen
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. YES!
It is the poem
Weird Sonnets: A Haiku based on actual events (I...
Ben writes weird sonnets
Although I have that ability too
His are the weirdest
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The Poem Haiku
This is MY poem
So don’t try to steal poem
MINE! NOT YOURS! Not yours
3 tags
TV Haiku
Blank. I love this show
He likes Static Show better
It is still tv
2 tags
Math Test Haiku
Calculate Quickly
Student Person Calculate
On your math test please
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The Hunters Haiku
Run through the forest
Get out before he gets you
Flee Buck! The Hunters
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Baldy Haiku
Baldy came to school
He wore a kool aid t-shirt
oh yes. yes he did.
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Hey you
Hey you. Yeah. Yes, you.
You will never be spiffy
So don’t even try
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Haiku Haiku
Hey all you people
Spiffy is as Spiffy does
This is a Haiku
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Flower Fire: Based on a picture I drew
Dragon flower fire
He has bad teeth and haircut
puppet unicorn screams!
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Bowling Alley Haiku: Another True Story
At bowling alley
What an arcade is here too?
and mustache tattoos?
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Bubbles: A Haiku also based on a true story
I blow bubbles now
Just like a little kiddie
Oh the good ole days
Karl the egg. A haiku based on a true story.
Why would you kill Karl?
You Karl killing brute, You Brute!
He was just an egg.
3 tags
Corndog and Hotdog peoples: A Haiku
Corndog lord of time
Banishes the hotdog race
So he is alone
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Wait is that Haiku? Haiku
Take that for haiku
you dang language arts teacher
wait is that haiku?
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alt-control-down Haiku
Alt control down? No!
Don’t do it foolish person
It will mess you up
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Lion Man Haiku
I will Advisor
I will run because I am
Little Lion Man
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